French eclair

The sexual act where by the penis is pulled back between the legs during intercourse and licked penis tip to lower back
“I had him on all fours and couldn’t help but eat that French eclair”
by Ausslang November 25, 2023
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Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile
“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”
by Hampton Grey April 21, 2021
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The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.
person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.
by illshankyou December 08, 2011
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Chocolate Eclair

The sex act involving the following scenario.

After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"
by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021
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Chocolate Eclair

When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.
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Chocolate Eclair

When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.
Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home
by scaldie April 02, 2023
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