E-Tard 

Someone who goes on line too much (usually to play games and chat rather than to keep up with current events or educate themselves). They are so involved in their online activities that they lose track of daily reality.

Man, I've just been playing blackjack online 24-7! Haven't kept up with the news or anything. I dohn't know what's going on! I'm turning into a real e-tard.

E-Tard by Jay Young April 19, 2005

e-tard 

Someone who is internet illiterate.

may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!

e-tard by d3moni March 21, 2009

e-tard 

One who is dumb with technology.

Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl

John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard

e-tard by ThaCeo April 10, 2009

e-tard 

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.

This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.

e-tard by scubaduder February 18, 2010

E-tard 

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

E-tard by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

e-tard 

Individual of limited technological ability

Andrew is struggling to switch his computer on. Andrew is an e-tard.

e-tard by IvChen July 3, 2017

e-tard 

Somebody who thinks e-tolls are cool

The e-tard was dutifully queueing to pay his e-toll bill

e-tard by Johannesie June 6, 2018