Hump Dry

The act of drying your man pieces after a shower. Usually a towel won't completely dry the "area" so air drying is necessary. Create wind by using a humping motion and swinging pieces back and forth. If the part where the "twig" rests upon the "berries" needs drying, hold "twig" and continue to hump dry the berries.

My skin was still a little wet and had that sticky feeling, so was hump drying until it went away.

by Pancakes1234 June 3, 2011

Dry humping

Dry humping is the act of not dipping your nuggets in sauce.

I wasn’t dry humping those nuggets cause they didn’t give me any sauce man…

by 63rdjah March 31, 2023

Dry humping after party

March 29th. It's a day for after someone birthday party and for the afterparty it will be time to dry humping through the night

Let's have a dry humping after party.

by 67U3jame March 28, 2025

National dry hump day

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them

Omg it national dry hump day

by tinylol April 11, 2019

National dry hump day

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything

Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day

by Gggucyxrxvub May 26, 2019

National Dry Hump Day

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd

National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025