The act of drying your man pieces after a shower. Usually a towel won't completely dry the "area" so air drying is necessary. Create wind by using a humping motion and swinging pieces back and forth. If the part where the "twig" rests upon the "berries" needs drying, hold "twig" and continue to hump dry the berries.
by Pancakes1234 May 10, 2011
by I love life and October 02, 2019
by cupidmaximus September 07, 2022
by 63rdjah April 01, 2023
*Emotional Dry Humping (noun, informal):*
1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.
2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.
1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.
2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.
"They spent hours texting about their dreams and fears, but it never went beyond emotional dry humping."
by geniussextherapist November 22, 2024
A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 07, 2017
by 4pfgangang_354 May 02, 2019