Designated Drunk Driver

The guy with the best motor-skills and coordination under the influence of a lot of alcohol out of all the dudes you hang out with. You depend on this guy to to drive you home when all of you are wasted and you trust him with your life. He should be able to take like 20 brews and still drive you back to base without a fatal accident or getting pulled over.

Since we all planed on drinking we decided that Arlen would be the designated drunk driver because he drove back to the city that one night without dying after drinking 15 shots of vlady.

by Kurt Grendel January 29, 2008

kansas driver

1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of Kansas (one in Kansas City, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open spaces.

2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.

Man, I hate going to the movies at the theater uptown - nothing but kansas drivers. And they're everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !

by Virgin Suicides June 3, 2017

driver's arm

refers to the left arm being tanner (or redder) than the right arm because it's been hanging out the window

dude1: hey man i took a trip to LA last weekend...
dude2: yea man i know... you've got major driver's arm!

by Chrissy12321 June 11, 2006

iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.

Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.

by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019

Junttan Pile Driver

To forcefully give someone your Primordial Radio EG1 code, giving them access to the best rock and metal radio station known to man. See tiny cc.com/starbrook

Battle Jacket : Hey man I’m sick of hearing adverts with my Metallica, what should I do.

Me: Imma hit you with the Junttan Pile Driver.....Pow!
Battle Jacket: Cheers dude this is the future of Rock and a Metal Radio! Would you like to marry my sister?

by Bo Squiddly October 22, 2019

hit that like a drunk driver

how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick

damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver

by cheaptrickrick December 7, 2009

Taxi Driver

brilliant film...the portrait of a lonely disenfranchised member of society who has been cast aside because of his failure to conform to the ideals that have swept over his community...Robert Deniro stars as Travis Bickle, a Vietnam Veteran suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, the movie delves into his psyche which becomes more and more fatigued with each passing day, encountering the lowest rung of society. The movie climaxes in a crescendo of blood and violence in which Trais brings about a proverbial "rain" in which to cleanse the city of the scum who have ruined it. This movie has been blamed for many violent acts that have been committed in America, in the same way that now-a-days people probably would blame Travis for blowing away a bunch of scumbags including a pimp and a john, but infact, just as Travis ultimately earned commendation, so should this film, it can not be believed that this movie was ever the inspiration for any incouragable acts, but rather the warning light that such things will go on if we as a society continue to allow the scum of the earth to reign supreme and shit on all that does not conform to it's slimy ways...

Taxi driver is a misunderstood epic...a legend in filmmaking and possibly one of the top 10 greatest movies ever made...

by the gabba goul January 9, 2005