a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole
by shift665 September 1, 2013
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2. A male who belittles people in a condescending manor to make himself look more important.
2. A male who belittles people in a condescending manor to make himself look more important.
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2. Someone who is such a jackass that you can't stand them standing around but have to deal with them non the less.
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by Brent The Man January 1, 2006
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by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
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