Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

by Tom's Words October 30, 2018

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018

double dick dance

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet costumes

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet customes

Example: hey billy and Danny want to double dick dance my face

by John Stackpole October 31, 2015

Double dicking

When you have 2 dicks in your pussy at the same time

Yooo! Madison was double dicking last night I saw it out my window

by Asshole dicking March 22, 2019

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022