Poot Dookie

A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".

1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.

2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?

by MckPDAliPD October 26, 2009

dookie dumplins

Black version of teabagging

Holy shit! That girl just got both of Tyrone's balls in her mouth. She just had her first order of dookie dumplins!

by dirty duck October 23, 2012

William Doolittle

The formal version of the age-old indication of intent to comply: "will do"

1. Hey, would you mind cleaning up that pile of vomit in the hallway?

- William Doolittle.

2. Dude, please stop sleeping with my girlfriend.

- William Q. Doolittle, Esq.

by bobslackers February 2, 2010

Spooky dookie

When your taking a poop and the lights turn off.

When the light cut off I was taking a poop and in that moment I realized I realized I was a victim of a spooky dookie.

by I don’t remember July 27, 2019

blast-a-dookie

To defecate with urgency and explosive force. To expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.

Every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,I have to blast-a-dookie.

by J.L.Willis July 26, 2003

dookie chaser

A fan of anal sex

i heard that Clint is a dookie chaser, i hear his boo screamin to take it out her ass!

by Loopy January 21, 2004

doobitch

1.the persone you gank marijuana off of, or one who holds it for you.
2.someone dumb enough to do whatever you tell them, and therefore subject to your every whim.

"we're gonna stop at 72 before we head back to my roof... Nick's my doobitch."
"ha! what a pathetic doobitch, man!"
"that pork doobitch killed my buzz."

by killerqueen May 4, 2005