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Donkey Slap 

to slap one in the face with a male's genitalia
"Yo. You know that ho madison, totally pulled my cock out of her mouth and donkey slapped her bitch ass, she got a scrotom outline on her left cheek."
Donkey Slap by Zachthebamf March 31, 2009

donkey show 

as stated above, refers to a woman getting fucked by a donkey, often performed for the pleasure of refined gentleman.

one variation (specifically found in tijuana) is a competition in which different whores fuck the donkey. the depth to which they are penetrated is marked by tying a red ribbon (a la tony orlando and dawn) 'round the donkey's cock. the girl who takes it the deepest wins (i guess?).
person: what's that gold medal for?

whore: i won first prize at the tijuana donkey show.
donkey show by the fishy April 30, 2005

donkey suit 

N. An outfit consisting of a grey hoodie and grey suit pants. Meant to be yelled out loud... DONKEY SUIT!!!
"Did you see those boys wearing thier donkey suits?"
"Yeah, they looked real sexy!"
donkey suit by FrankieE February 23, 2014

Swamp Donkey Stalker 

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
Swamp Donkey Stalker by 3$K August 5, 2017

Donkey Style 

When two partners enter into a standing up doggy style position, however the man is wearing a blind fold. When he is about to climax, he must pull out and "pin the tail on the donkey" by cumming where he estimates the tail should be
He mad likes the game of donkey style

donkey show 

A sex act involving a woman and a donkey in which the woman fornicates with said donkey, typically performed in rural Mexican cities.
I paid 5 pesos to see the donkey show in Tijuana.
donkey show by Lustmord February 27, 2005