I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 17, 2023
A polite way of saying that you don't have, and don't want to have, anything to do with someone or something.
I don't mess with Matt Lauer or the Today Show ... and that's a very nice way for me to put it!
I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I don't mess with that woman.
I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I don't mess with that woman.
by Philosophistry November 15, 2010
The ultimate corporate weasel-speak. WTF? Either you agree or you don't agree.
See also: 'Evasive mumbling"
See also: 'Evasive mumbling"
"John, the numbers just don't make sense. We can't spend $10,000 per impression."
"I don't disagree Phil, but it seems like we should look beyond the numbers here."
"I don't disagree Phil, but it seems like we should look beyond the numbers here."
by Menopausal Hyena February 03, 2010
A mispronounciation of "I don't Care," as spoken by P. Diddy's fuckboy Chopper on his show "Makin' Da Band."
"Chopper, I know you took it up the ass from Farnsworth Bentley," - Normal Person
"I don't cur," - Chopper
"I don't cur," - Chopper
by Geoff L. August 06, 2005
A short way to say "I don't even know" while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly retarded people can be.
Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"
Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"
by lolmart April 04, 2010
This phrase became popular from the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. song One More Chance.
Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.
If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.
Women for you are a dime a dozen.
This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.
Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.
If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.
Women for you are a dime a dozen.
This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.
Person 1: Hey man I heard Heather was playing games with you the other night at the club
Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.
Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..
Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.
Person 1: Thats how I roll bro
Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.
Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..
Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.
Person 1: Thats how I roll bro
by Chris Waltham January 24, 2011
A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
by Cephiroth May 15, 2010