dickfor

An important diagnostic device used to inspect unlit passages and conduits. Commonly kept near a journeyman's caulking bowls.

"Ey, Jimmy, hand me the dickfor."
*pulls out toolkit* "Which one's the dickfor?"
*crew snickers*
"Waittaminit, just what is a dickfor?"
*stifled laughter*

by nayhem July 6, 2008

Dickforce

A unit of measure that determines the approximate velocity of a cum shot.

Guy 1: Hey, how was last night?

Guy 2: She was hit with a dickforce of 9

by Dicksmash McIroncock December 9, 2009

dikforce

A really fucking stupid blue shirt that noone is going to purchase.

hey scroll down there might be more definitions. no its just that dikforce advertisement again.

by GaleryonTheMystic January 20, 2008

dirkfore

and galic-germanic work used in term for 2 things:
a dick head
or
a "dirty" way for "getting it on"

you dirkfore!!
i'll dirkfore you tonight

by gsettys berg77 January 6, 2008

Diffo

A shortened version of the word different.

"We do things a bit diffo over here

by c-w.w November 22, 2018

dickfor

Dickfor. What is a dickfor? See my examples if you want to know the original joke.

Kid #1: you're a dickfor
Kid #2: what's a dickfor?
Kid #3: ask your mom.

by gaysw January 13, 2008

diko

An annoying retard, or technically naive individual.

Jesus, you are such a diko!

by Danny Briggs September 12, 2006