dick head willy

he is a dick head willy

"WOW DICK HEAD WILLY

by ayyydude May 30, 2018

Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003

dick head of the day

it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling

peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve

by KiDdZERO January 5, 2009

dick head jockey

a fag that enjoys rubbing cocks... hence being a similar to a DJ spinning vinyls.

use to describe someone... even if they are normal. good fun.

This club is full of them dick head jockeys....

by chellisector December 18, 2008

pig ass dick head

Rude annoying bastard that is just plain out annoying

That kid over there is a pig ass dick head

by yass boo December 22, 2014

Andy Dick Head Slam

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.

The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys

Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016