DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.

ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*

by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

Off dick

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.

David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF

by NuvoChic February 14, 2021

Dicked off

When someone screws you over a serious amount

Don’t dick me off now. I’ve no time for it!
I’m getting dicked off!

by Richbitch420 May 2, 2022

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.

That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.

by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024