A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.
The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025
Get the Dick ridermug. by father troll July 5, 2024
Get the dick ridermug. Watching NBA Games Are So Annoying Whenever He's A Commentator
Who
Reggie Miller
Yeah I Agree He's A Dick Rider Fa Sho
Who
Reggie Miller
Yeah I Agree He's A Dick Rider Fa Sho
by HitmanGBC November 15, 2022
Get the Dick Ridermug. by Famousboixx January 31, 2018
Get the Dick Ridermug. A invasive species of the entire world. Known as the biggest invasive species in history! These are weird ass niggas who like to talk about you alot just to make a joke. Or somebody who likes to always compliment things you do or say. Watch out for these Dick Riders mann.
by @getbucksskyle November 17, 2023
Get the Dick Ridermug. A person who praises accomplishments of others around them without themselves really accomplishing anything meaningful at all.
1. “My neighbor has a nicer car than you”
2. “My sibling has a degree worth more than yours” (when it’s the same damn degree”)
3. “I have a buddy that has a better grill” Dick Rider
2. “My sibling has a degree worth more than yours” (when it’s the same damn degree”)
3. “I have a buddy that has a better grill” Dick Rider
by Richard Cranium12 July 6, 2019
Get the Dick Ridermug.