Depresso

they should have Deppresso at startbuccs

"hey, i have depresso!"

by I mine diamonds May 14, 2019

Depresso

At once you don't succeed at death you can try again and call the suicide holiness that will give you a discontinued on that depressed coffee not just by one but by 2 million dollars

How did you get to hell

I tried depresso

Same here

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 3, 2019

Depresso

Fake Spanish word for depressed

I am mooucho depresso. ( with a picture of a cow) 🐮

by Elephant 101 May 22, 2018

Depresso

The feeling of being without Espresso or some form of coffee drink.

I haven't had coffee in a week, I feel depresso.

by tacogurl_ June 4, 2018

Depresso

A severe state of sadness when you've run out of strong coffee. People without coffee are known to be grumpy, mad, and probably a little borderline psychotic. It's worse than being without a Snickers.

I'm sorry, I ran out of coffee and entered a state of depresso.

by coffeenator November 17, 2020

Depresso latte

Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy

That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.

by Beth Putin May 24, 2022

Depresso Brew

When you spend some time sulking because of a depression episode.

I've got a delicious depresso brew during last weekend. My pillow and cat have been great pals on it!

by Lady Sertraline November 3, 2022