defenestrate

to reduce to utter ruin or nonexistence; destroy utterly; to molliwhop something real nice

After the Mark made a comment about Sean's sister, Sean defenestrated him. Mark was last seen missing two teeth and with a nice shiner.

by Soheil Saeed February 26, 2008

Autoerotic Defenestration

The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure

I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration

by Craig Burns April 17, 2019

public defenestration

A fairly adaptive solution for many of society's problems. Consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. Great for cowing the masses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.

Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.

"I'm sorry, you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."

*whoosh*

"Sooooorrrrrryyyy...!"

by The Lemon Merchant November 30, 2004

Surgically Defenestrate

The act of surgically(professionally or otherwise) sealing the fenestrates of a person or animal's skull.

I've had enough of your shit, man. Shut up before I surgically defenestrate your skull.

by Zatharus July 28, 2009

inverse defenestration

The act of uninstalling a Microsoft operating system on a dual-boot PC, thus throwing the windows out of the computer.

"Man, that 'Boot Camp' utility wasn't all that it was cracked up to be. I think it's time for some inverse defenestration on this computer pronto."

by seanparkerfilms July 28, 2009

defenestrate babies

c'mon man. defenestrate babies. throwkids out windows. all ugly asf.

go defenestrate babies

by whorenotfound February 26, 2021

Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration

The act of releasing fecal matter through the uterus of the vagina.

“My mother has been having severe Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration.”

by Fucking Karen August 21, 2022