A bandage. Known to Kunikida Doppo and others as "a walking waste of bandages." Do not confuse him with a roll of TP. That would be very unfortunate for him.
Person A: Hey, I hurt my finger. Do you have a spare Dazai Osamu I can use to bandage it?
Person B: Here, use this Dazai. It was in the first aid kit.
Person B: Here, use this Dazai. It was in the first aid kit.
by bumblehouse November 27, 2023

A very serious mental disorder in which the person affected feels the very carnal urge to breed, and passionately peg Dazai Osamu from the hit anime Bungo Stray Dogs. If this mental illness goes untreated it can result in psychosis, and hallucinations of Dazai’s yummy pink omega hole.
by Pookie_bead05 November 2, 2023

Dazai is hot as fuck
by AnonymousAnimewatcher December 28, 2021

by 472728494969294939 November 21, 2021

by Dazaiscumsock January 10, 2024

it is the hottest ship in AO3, feel free to read it bbg
and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!
and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!
someone: what is Dazai x Obama x Reader?
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe
by bigdickasian404 December 2, 2023
