david

he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING

"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me

by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019

david

short dick and has ligma

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite

by 21001 February 26, 2019

david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass

i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david

by big body zaya February 24, 2019

david

a dumbass bean with no arm hair

omg he has no arm hair he must be a david

by beansssssa August 7, 2020

david

david is a ugly guy with a watermelon head and he likes guys

david is ugly

by the world.200 July 12, 2017

david

is fat, lazy, talks shit and poo's every where including on his girlfriend( sorry that was all a lie)

david

by david schramm November 17, 2017

david

an asshole whose purpose is to make you feel uncomfortable and annoyed. A David gets liked by stealing people's humor and uses it to attract a female. A David is often sensitive when you do the littlest thing to him speaking of littlest A David will often be the shortest one in the group. Never hangout with a David.

"you see that piece of shit must be a David"
"yo that guy just stole my girlfriend what a David"

by cheggery May 30, 2018