T.A.D.

tad stands for titties and a dick

Leah Shultz=T.A.D. or That T.A.D.'s name is Leah

by austin November 11, 2003

Wiz on a T'd bagel

Cheez wiz spread on a toasted bagel. Originally invented by JGB circa 1980's.

What do you want for lunch?

I'll have wiz on a T'd bagel, please.

by The "Big Guy" Brown January 28, 2019

T.A.D.

Total Achievement Dillrod
(in other words, a successful accomplishment)

After sucessfully wowing the audience with his musical combo, Blurl Fleasnor turned to his bandmates and proclaimed: "TAD."

by Dr. Greebler March 15, 2003

D.A.T.E.

Dick At The End

She needs to be ready for her D.A.T.E. tonight.

by Inmate_of_Galvatraz February 13, 2021

T.A.D.

Trolling Addiction Disorder. People have become so obsessed with trolling, rick rolling, and tactical fagging that it's just gay and annoying. But sure, it was hilarious maybe the first three times.

girl 1: for all you out there with T.A.D. fuck off!
troll 1: umadbro?
troll 2: *likes comment* whyumadtho? trololol
2 hours later
girl 1 gets rick rolled

by tric318920 December 7, 2011

T.A.D.G.

The glow a woman or man experience after sexual activities Involving a man penetrating with his penis.

That’s after d*** glow (T.A.D.G.) got ya girl lookin like its golden hour.

by Cettefille_ December 5, 2019

T.A.D.S

Also known as " The Annoying Dehydrated Sleeper/Cunt"
Is when your brother/friend is sleeping in the same room as you, and in the middle of the night, he or she wakes you up because they are making annoying dry mouth clicking/swallowing noises

Defining T.A.D.S

ME: *Enjoying my uninterrupted sleep*

TAD sleeper: *Annoying dry mouth noises*

ME: *Wake up PISSED, grab MY water bottle, and throw it at him, scaring the living shit out of him*

You ANNOYING DEHYDRATED CUNT,
Drink MY water

by I Love Sleeping September 4, 2020