Tony Crisco

Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.

Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.

by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

The Crisco Crippler

When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat

Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.

by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022

Crisco Slipper

A Crisco Slipper is when you sneak up on some while they're sleeping and put Crisco on their genitals.

I totally prank john last night I gave him a Crisco slipper and he didn't even wake up

by YungSyphilis March 4, 2022

Crisco Butt

Applies to both male and female

Slang term for any person who uses butter or some other cooking fat to give anal sex, to someone else regardless if it's forced or not.

2 People Gossiping
Fred: Hey Kevin, Sven recieved Anal Sex from Gwendle.
Kevin: Well then, I guess we'll just be calling Sven Crisco butt from now on.

by tx3000 May 4, 2010

Crisco

Used to describe that one greasy kid at school who plays video games all day. He may be smart, but he never showers and smells like a dead rat.

"Mr. Crisco smells so bad today. He hasn't showered in years".

"IKR, it smells like shit"

by DiaperAbuser69 March 23, 2020

crisco caboose

Someone, usually a woman, having a large behind.

I had to get clear out of the hallway to let that Crisco caboose by.

by Shank James September 16, 2017

Crisco

An American brand of shortening that is produced by B&G Foods. Introduced in June 1911 by Procter & Gamble,

Crisco is the best

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022