by ceav March 3, 2017
Get the ass crack fevermug. by potledom January 12, 2014
Get the ass crack banditmug. Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"
Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
by K.Spence June 11, 2006
Get the ass crack of dawnmug. Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.
Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.
by NICMOZ May 27, 2008
Get the cotton ass crackmug. After an intimate session of woman on top, her cum that makes its way down into a guys ass crack- reacting with his ass juice(sweat) to create an awful stench.
by todd h November 30, 2006
Get the ass crack juicemug. by gold fish ass crack August 28, 2022
Get the goldfish ass crackmug. Ass Crack Hash is when a person shits and pisses in a bottle, then places a balloon over the bottles opening. The person then lets that bottle bake in the sun for a day. The following day the take off the balloon and inhale that balloon creating an almost LCD trip. There is a negative effect after doing so the persons breathe will smell like sewer or shit for a span of two weeks. Ass Crack Hash is more popular within Africa. Also known as Jenkin
My bro did that Ass Crack Hash the other week, damn I couldn't get near him from the smell of his breathe.
by Crer187 December 5, 2007
Get the Ass Crack Hashmug.