College Confidential

A website that is supposed to help high school students and their parents with getting into university and how to manage courses while there, but is flooded with insecure people who act elitist and belittle others based on their mediocre GPA, SAT/ACT scores, etc. If you have a 3.3 GPA, you are seen as a loser similar to someone begging for money on the freeway overpass. Most believe if it's a tactic to get people to become hopeless so they don't apply to the Ivy League and have them get an easier chance of getting in.

User: I have a 3.3 GPA, 1250 SAT and 30 ACT, along with being the president of the Hockey club, 5 AP courses taken with 3 4's and 2 5's, and have over 100 hours of community service. What are my chances of getting into San Diego State?
Idiot on College Confidential: You are more likely to mop floors at McDonald's then get into SDSU with those stats kiddo. Have you considered community college?

by partyrockstar222 August 3, 2019

College Confidential

A website where try hards can brag about their stats and over exaggerate them. Also a place where butthurt people that didn't get into their dream school can bash on other people and say that they have no chance of getting into said school.

College Confidential
Asian
Male
Can pay full OOS tuition

SAT: 2390 - 790 Math (stupid bubbling mistake) <- (LOOOOOOL, SURE.), 800 CR/W
Unweighted GPA: Roughly 3.98 or 3.97 (4.7 Weighted GPA) - 12 APs + MVC/DiffEqs by graduation
UC GPA: Probably 4.5 or whatever the maximum is (I have 8+ semesters of AP, all As)
Subject tests: 800 Math II, 800 Physics
Essays: should be decent
ECs: Science League (top 10% award), President of Mu Alpha Theta, potentially officer in FBLA, potentially officer in Science Honor Society, member of Spanish Honor Society,

Awards: FBLA 1st at States(potentially Nationals award in summer), Semifinalist at a statewide business idea competition, NMSQT (nearly certain), Silver key in NE region for Scholastic Art/Writing, Congressional award bronze medal

WILL I GET IN?!?!

BrownButthurt: Good chance! All academics and no character, perfect!
CornellBound: You don't stand a chance. Your EC's are weak.
Harvardisbae: You are well academically but also an inconsiderate person with no character, GOOD CHANCE!

*note all the "potential" - over exaggerating.

by GetClocked March 9, 2015

Condementimacy

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.

"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Continental Army

The Continental Army was an army formed after the outbreak of the American Revolutionary War by the colonies that became the United States of America. Established by a resolution of the Continental Congress on June 14, 1775, the army was created to coordinate the military efforts of the Thirteen Colonies in their struggle against the rule of Great Britain. The Continental Army worked in conjunction with local militias and other troops that remained under control of the individual states. General George Washington was the Commander-in-Chief of the army throughout the war.

Most of the Continental Army was disbanded in 1783 after the Treaty of Paris ended the war. The remaining units possibly formed the nucleus of what was to become the United States Army.

8 of the 13 colonies has levieed money in support of the Continental Army.

by Jedi_Master June 10, 2008

College Confidential

a place where trolls abound

college confidential sample post:

OP: discussion board for ppl who got 2400 on the SAT!

responder #1: this was my first time taking the sat. i got 2400 with no prep, plus my calculator broke halfway through so i had to do the rest of the math section by hand omgggg im so glad i did well!!

responder #2112: 2400 club unite!

me: trolls. there aren't even 2000 people a year who get 2400s.

by aarush April 8, 2010

confidential mix tape

A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.

Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."

Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."

Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."

by westfalia February 15, 2010

condimental

To over-estimate how many condiments such as salt, pepper, hot sauce or ketchup packets you needed to bring back with you to your table while dining at a fast food restaurant.

When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".

Will: "Do we really need this many salt packets?"
Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental."

by Joey L dot com April 21, 2009