right cockeyed

A Mans penis that has been bent and is crooked.

His Penis was right cockeyed.

by phazel14 October 31, 2007

Soft Cockey

A Cockey being a farmer type person from rural Australia, a soft cockey being one who is incapable of doing a hard days work. Someone with weak and wimpy tendancies, usually of lazy character.

Troy Murrell cant even do a days hard graft, he's a right fucking soft cockey

by Luvly Jubly September 24, 2016