Cod

Cod...Call of Duty. A way to spend your maths, science and english lesson wisely and productively.

"Oi, m8, wahts the fookin cod server?"
"Fuk off, ure not even level 55, ya tosser!"

by xXx_369Sw@gSc0p369_xXx October 21, 2015

Cod

Creepy Older Dude
The ones who look at their teenage daughters' friends in a sketchy way. The ones who give "too long" neck rubs to interns.

Watch out for CODs at the beach - leering at you behind their sunglasses, thinking their wives don't notice.

by Sam 18015 December 27, 2017

cod

the short word for call of duty(tm)

i got a new gun in COD

by god of all memes April 17, 2018

cod

In the Northeastern U.S.: A colloquialism for the female vagina, often used with a negative connotation (i.e., smelly or dirty), although not always. Particularly common among the Italian-American communities of New England, where it developed as a calque for "baccalà" in Neapolitan (or vise-versa).

Example 1:

Aaron: Hey, how's this outfit look for the party tonight? I'm hoping to bring home a fox tonight.
Jake: Jesus Christ Aaron, what the f*ck are wearing? I'll tell you this: you're not catching ANY cod tonight wearing those date-rape slacks, that's for sure!

Example 2: (in town, at a night club)
Big-Paul: Hey Tony, you see that broad that just leff with Nico?

Tony: Yeah, whadda 'bout 'a?

Big-Paul: Kid, that's John-John's ex-girl.
Tony: Oh man, wasn't she some sorta, like, wicked puttana or somthin'?
Big-Paul: Yeah. Dude, he tole me that her cod smelt like fu**in' open ass an' that that's why they broke up in the firs place.
Tony: Aw, poor fu**in' Nico! I wonde' ha long it takes 'em te figure out she's packin' baccalà!
Tony & Big-Paul: Haaaa hahahaha!

by mnooch October 01, 2022

Cod

Cash-on-delivery,

Reference is from the Spinal Tap album 'Break like the wind'

Make it cash on delivery if you're gonna do business with me, let's keep it strictly c - o - d

by Andy December 16, 2003

Cod

A north atlantic fish

mr fish and chips man, can i have a large portion of cod please, with chips. thanks.

by David D. Davegay November 05, 2003

COD

a game played by people, preferably male.
its addicting as all hell :)

girl 1: oh brandon cant come to the party, his to caught up playing cod >.<

Girl 2: dump him girl! he clearly loves cod more then you >.<

exmaple 2 :)

boy: brb baby playing cod.

5 minutes later,

Boy: whatcha doin baby?

Girl: nothing. wow you stopped playing cod so fast?

Boy: pfft no, its loading. :)

by brookelee July 04, 2010