Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 7, 2004

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Clarence Carter

When your boyfriend fucks you really hard and fast.

“ Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Oooo Clarence Carter!” Damn baby, you’re fucking so fast

by Back Door Santa September 8, 2021

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clarence destructor of des vaginas

he will come into your house and destruct your vaginas

clarence destructor of des vaginas will come to destruct your vaginas

by mcdonald gobler December 12, 2022

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The Clarence

This is a sexual position. While hitting it doggy style, you lift your right leg on the night stand and put your left hand on your left hip and thrust forcefully

Damn nigga, I hurt my back giving her The Clarence

by MarsBlackmon84 October 10, 2016

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A guy that is too gorgeous to be exist in this world.I bet you can't even glance at him without falling in love in a first sight.He is way more handsome than any other humans alive also funny as hell. Clarence also can be used to describe a person that is totally gorgeous.Also a person that hates fruits and a first born child in a family. Basically, Clarence is every girls dream boyfriend because he is more understanding that any other people in your life.

So sweetheart,
fuck off he's gonna be mine :)

If you meet someone that is gorgeous as hell:

"OMG you are so clarence"

If you meet someone who doesn't like fruits:
"Stop being such a clarence"

If you meet a first born child in a family:

"Nice to meet you clarence"

If there's this one guy everybody crush on :
"He is totally a clarence"

by evergreenyears December 27, 2017

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