Person 1: This girl I met some days ago...
Person 2: What about her?
Person 1: figured out how to play Minecraft, COD, and VALORANT on her RTX Intel i47 64 TB RAM 1024 TB Storage Chromebook and beat me all of those games
Person 2: So she's a chromebook geek?
Person 1: I mean, she made a useless web browsing child device into a gaming pc!
Person 3: Person 1, your new girl is just a stupid person who never understands what things can and cannot do.
Person 2: What about her?
Person 1: figured out how to play Minecraft, COD, and VALORANT on her RTX Intel i47 64 TB RAM 1024 TB Storage Chromebook and beat me all of those games
Person 2: So she's a chromebook geek?
Person 1: I mean, she made a useless web browsing child device into a gaming pc!
Person 3: Person 1, your new girl is just a stupid person who never understands what things can and cannot do.
by iExtensionClutch January 04, 2021
by Nigga hole December 20, 2019
A low quality shit tier computer that middle schools hand out. This version doesnt have the touch screen, and is thus inferior and a big piece of electronic shit.
by EDP4040450 February 01, 2022
Me: Ayo homie dont forget to vaccume your chromebook today.
Friend: Why?
Me: Its National Vaccume Your chromebook Day!
Friend? Bullshit.
Friend: Why?
Me: Its National Vaccume Your chromebook Day!
Friend? Bullshit.
by zeven717 April 25, 2021
A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.
Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”
additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”
additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
by skibussy toolet October 02, 2024
A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.
Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright
by User010 September 18, 2020