Chocolate Covered Mind Fuck

A strong Sativa strain covered in dense Indica hash, than smothered in hybrid hash oil, than finally rolled in as much keif possible, this miraculous ball of zen, sedation, and optimism will never leave the unsuspecting victim disappointed.

Aye man you got any more of those Chocolate Covered Mind Fucks? My bitch teal thinks its a myth

by NeoRealism January 6, 2011

Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.

Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.

by The Jokers Mistress January 16, 2009

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

What a redhead becomes when you jizz on her face.

"Dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. It was awesome"

"Nice man."

*High Five*

by M.A.C.R.O. March 21, 2010

chocolate covered pretzel

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

by DwarZZ October 5, 2005

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.

At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.

by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017

Chocolate-covered Sugar Daddy

The name given to a wealthy, old, gay man who is dating a much younger gay man.

The only reason Bob is with that Chocolate-covered Sugar Daddy is because he bought him that BMW!

by Donkeylips2 March 15, 2011

chocolate covered night crawler

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.

i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler

by ferrance January 24, 2010