Toeter Chart

A chart one uses for making decisions. This chart covers all the (not necesserialy correct) answers known to mankind.

Anon - "Hey, should I take this bottle of JD with me?"
BB - "IDK dude, just whip out your TC (Toeter Chart)"
Anon - "Ah right, cheerio mate"

by BronzigeBoris June 26, 2014

Chart Herm

A person that only has knowledge of a record or track because it is popular with peers or on the charts. These people would have little knowledge of Older or underground favourites. Also unlikely to have any appreciation for lyrics and is therefore spoon-fed with catchy melodies with pointless lyrics.

Jord ''Can't wait to go see example, He's so good!''

Danny ''I know, thanks for showing me his music, where did you find him?''

Jord ''Found him while i was checking the chart top 10 out looking for tunes''

Rory *under breath* ''Chart herms'

by TAGSND October 21, 2010

Radar chart

A radar chart is a graphical method of displaying data that really only shows that the person who made the chart is a pretentious asshole.

Tom is presenting his data using a confusing radar chart, even though a pie chart would be less confusing and works just as well.

by elbob1023 August 16, 2012

The Size Chart

1- Wener (1 inch erect, .5 flaccid)

1.5-PP (1.5 inches erect, 1 flaccid)

2-Penis (2 inches erect, 1.5 flaccid)

2.5-Big Boy (3 inches erect, 2 flaccid)

3-Dick ( 4 or 5 inches depending on confidence, 2.5 inches flaccid)

3.5-Moby Dick (5 inches erect, 3 flaccid)

4-Cock (6-7 inches erect, 4 flaccid)

4.5-Massive Cock (8-9 inches erect, 5 flaccid)

5-Horse Cock (10 inches erect, 7 flaccid)

5.5-The Leviathan (12 inches, 8 flaccid)

6-The Destroy of Worlds (1ft, 2 inches erect, 1ft flaccid)

-If you are in 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙨, you automatically have a cock

John - "What's your size? "
Kevin- "Check The Size Chart"

by Sharkacorn May 1, 2020

Chart Obsessed

A musical artist who has an unhealthy obsession with always being at the top & would do anything to get their music as high as possible on the charts including doing the most desperate promo & pulling the most fraudulent tactics.

Taylor Swift it's the most chart obsessed person i've heard of she was giving her album for free for buying pizza.

by hotteaspiller November 15, 2021

Hoe chart

A ranking of how much of a hoe the person is 1-just calling them a hoe for fun 2-that friend that you secretly hate a little 3-that person that bumps into you and makes you drop your phone 4-that bitch who always stealing your friend away from you 5-THAT HOE WHO HAS MADE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE

"Omg Baily see that person over there she's like a lvl 4 hoe on the hoe chart."

by LyssieLord April 19, 2018

chart-staring

Focusing intently on a subject without any ability to affect it.

Patricia is chart-staring at crude oil again.

by Lou Costello May 24, 2007