National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day

April 24th

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#nationalcastrateamutherfuckerday

you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.

by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021

Castratee

Person who has or is having their balls chopped off. Can be used as a past tense or present but not for the future. Usually these men are gay or mormon.

Doctor- "YOU ARE NOW A CASTRATEE..."
Man- "YOU MEAN IM GAY?"
Doctor- "YES."

by Hairymonsterwomanwithaface January 2, 2010

castrate

Something ugly ass hoes do when they cant cope with them being rejected
These females are super insecure and nasty, doing this to a man is the equivalent of cutting a womens clitoris off completely (FGM)

She castrated me! So I bit cut her clitoris off with a razor!

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 October 9, 2022

Castration Anarchy

The practice of re-circumcising male genitalia as federal punishment for crimes. This could be a substitute and equal punishment for crimes regarding douche-baggy-ness or other sorts of small-dick behavior. Why not just make it smaller?

"Castration Anarchy is the future!"

by doyouknowthemuffinmanshrek July 28, 2022

castration gambling

A game where a challenge takes place (Like keeping the man from orgasming for 10-20 minutes) and a wager is made (cock, balls, or both). If the man loses the challenge, whatever is wagered is cut off.

GF: How would you like to do some castration gambling and lose that cock of yours?

by RandoFucker March 20, 2025

Social Castration

The destruction of people’s ability to become socially mature through generations due the increasingly overprotective way we raise our children.

Person 1: I wasn’t allowed to play on the streets in my suburban neighborhood ever when I was a kid!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!

by gooffahh September 11, 2022

Castration

Fidel Castro's "ration" (ray-shi-on) that he formed in Cuba from 1959 to 2008. Castro wanted to create his own name for his nation, he did this by changing the N in nation to R. Castro then added his name into the nations new name.

"The Cubans live in castration"

by TapeEater February 28, 2023