jacko cannell

Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.

"what's that smell?"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"

by ella nilssssss April 13, 2020

Cassella

The absolute COOLEST town that you have never been to and prob never will. The people are called Cassellian Hellians and are complete BAD ASSES. Cassella also has some of the Hottest Girls in the world! Cassella is located in Mercer County Ohio in the middle of a Cornfield right by the Cassella Church. The Cassellians also have their own song too

WE FROM CASSELLA WE FROM CASSELLA WE FROM CASSELLA...YEAH

by Cassellian Hellian January 12, 2011

Cassell

Like the sun, Cassell brightens up everyone’s life. He is the blueprint of a man, consistently reflecting on his actions, holding himself accountable, and dedicating himself to self-improvement. Cassell has a lot of compassion to share with others, he is someone you can always count on. He is also extremely dedicated to his work and is going to change the world with his intelligence and creativity. He is incredibly quick-witted and goofy, hanging out with him will have your cheeks hurting from smiling too much. His smile will leave you dazed for days and his eyes are mesmerizing. He is beautiful inside and out. If you have this kind of person in your life, you have been blessed by God himself. It is a privilege to have someone like him in my life and I hope whoever comes across this finds a Cassell too.I don’t know what I would do without him.

"Cassell get off your game and read the chapter."
"I met a Cassell yesterday and I think I'm in love."
"Cassell changed my life."

by Cheesecake67 September 15, 2020

#mr. Castellano

The male Asian teacher who has adapted so well to urban culture that he can communicate with the most hardened of urban youths.

After Pauly told Mr. Chin to SMD, chin went flat-out #mr. Castellano on Pauly and told him to “hold (his) YAK.”

by Enrique Voltaire January 31, 2019

Cannella'd

Waking up in ANYPLACE other than your own dwelling with an old man present and your pants missing.

PERP: man i woke up this morning and i was at some old dudes house on his couch and my pants were off it was crazy, i have no idea how i got there, but my ass REALLY hurts!

FRIEND: MAN! YOU GOT CANNELLA'D!!

by U.S.S. NZ1SNA March 30, 2009

castelli cafe

Castelli Cafe is the UK home of Castelli Cycling apparel. Castelli Cafe uses Twitter and Instagram for social purposes and is the founder of #cafelove a friday feel good vibe

Castelli Cafe is the best place to buy Castelli in the UK

by bikeGeek March 17, 2014

castello

Joint di grandi dimensioni, composto (solitamente) dalle 3 alle 9 cartine lunghe unite in una sola "tovaglia". La composizione può variare dalle 3 alle 7 miste di hashish , marijuana o entrambe in una "messicana" .
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Large joint compound (usually) from 3 to 9 papers combined into one "tablecloth". The composition can vary from 3 to 7 mixed of hashish or marijuana , or both in a "mexican" .

-cos'è sta cosa immensa?
-è un castello zio, fuma!

-what the fuck is that thing huge ?
-it's a castello man, smokes!

by VPG April 20, 2016