SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022

oh my god its everywhere
Person 1: yo bro you seen that new femboy function>
Person 2: yeah 182 carlson place
Person 1: factssssssssssssss
Person 2: yeah 182 carlson place
Person 1: factssssssssssssss
by wheezeeeeeeeeamogus July 23, 2024

He carlsoned the shit out of that door!
by Meatlegend July 25, 2022

Transmitting gonorrhea
by Catmilklover December 10, 2023

The sexiest Filipino in the world! He is 6'5, Challenger in League, sexy as fuck, and can bench 280-290 on a bad day
by slightly_vexing November 22, 2021

Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.
"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."
by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020

by Dirty Mike and the Fellas September 2, 2023
