Caillou

Fucked up French-Canadian show.

watch teletoon to see

by cam May 18, 2004

Caillou

we all know the dumb show caillou, but in my ea sports nhl games i made caillou a nhl player, he is a defence men for the ottawa senators, he is 6'7 and 240 pounds he is the best and toughest player ever, he wins 98% of the fights that he is in and has the biggest hits ever he is the leading goal scorer on my team and he is a d man, he is 20 years old in nhl 18, he is a fake player that i have made.

did you see caillous goal last night,

by Jack cof November 27, 2017

Caillou

Gay

Caillou is Gay

by Not Ellie Is February 01, 2019

CaIlLoU

After seeing this piece of shit and his balled cancer looking ass I start to question my sanity

Me seeing Caillou for the first time "why just please kill me"

by Fuck caillou April 20, 2020

Caillou

Caillou is a piss baby little shit whi thinks he can get whatever he wants but he can't why? Because he doesn't deserve hair food or love.

Mom:Caillou just cause you hate your brother for being our new top priority since he's a new born doesn't mean you can hurt him

Caillou:*demon schreeches*

by Ummm idk what to put here March 09, 2021

Caillou

A controversial Canadian TV show centered around a 4-year-old boy of the same name who constantly throws tantrums and whines... and always ends up getting what he wants through guilt-tripping and is never punished for some reason.

I'm just a kid who's four
Each day I grow some more
I like exploring
I'm Caillou
So many things to do
Each day is something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou
My world is turning
Changing each day
With mommy and daddy
I'm finding my way!
Growing up is not so tough
'Cept when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou
Caillou
Caillou
I'm Caillou
That's me!

by Kapi Fan August 12, 2021

Caillou

The spoiled shit in the TV show; Caillou. He has no hair, not because of a disease like cancer, but because he has AIDS. He has 69 other STDs like Clamitia, and herpes. This is why he is always bitching like a little shit about everything

Stop being such a Caillou, ya fucking piece of shit

by TheKooolKid March 19, 2021