cripple crew

Usually the group of hurt athletes sitting on the sidelines or the bench. Can consist of but is not limited to; The kid who is always hurt, the kid who is hurt once and or the kid who everyone knows isn't hurt but acts like he is to skip a practice/game. usually 3 or more of them makes a crew any less its not. Quite common

Dude why are those guys over on the bench for I haven't seen them play yet?
Oh that's the cripple crew

by xnaggax January 10, 2014

cripple plate

A license plate which indicates that a vehicle is being operated by a cripple or is used for cripple transport. Most license plates will display the standard wheelchair symbol or the abbreviation 'DP' for disabled person.

"We're barely moving! The guy in front of me is driving like an idiot," said Jim.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.

by MateoXDelgado February 4, 2014

cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 21, 2020

Cripple chins

Like giggle chins but crippled

Ew look that's cripple chins coming

by TylerDurdensballs June 11, 2023

Cripple Carl

A crippled person who is extremely ripped and tough

Mary: Jim has really big arms and sweet abs!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!

by SchwiftySardonyx April 17, 2017

cripple sex

when doing a girl from behind u put your legs up over her back then you BREAK her back!!!

-dude i heard my gf cheated on me!
-you should give her the cripple sex!

by CSho June 6, 2007

cripple rimfuck

A cripple rimfuck is when you are pleasuring the girl from behind and you take your penis and rub it around the rim of her rectum and if you do it just rite she will then motion as if she was a cripple in pleasure.

D00d! I totally cripple rimfucked Stacey last night. She looked like a retard at chucky cheese!

by Tawksick May 15, 2008