blue eyed brunette 

the absolute hottest combo. when natural. usually is forign but so so hot on a white american chick.

-dude did you see that new exchange student?
-hell yeah, that blue eyed brunette ..ID DO HER!

blue eyed brunette by Paul BayBay January 16, 2008

Kick a Brunette day 

Kick a brunette day is 03rd May. You kick anyone with brown hair.

Kick a brunette day .
Amy: oh look its will
Will: oh shit
Everyone: kick him Kick that brunette

Kick a Brunette day by XxAimeexXM April 8, 2019

Perfectly Brunette 

To have the silkiest, smoothest, shiniest, most luscious brunette hair in the world. As we all know, brunettes are smarter than blonds, as well as funnier, wittier, sexier, and all around better. Thus, leading to the phrase "Perfectly Brunette."

blond- "Hahahahahaha! Wow! I am having so much fun being a total whore!
brunette- "Wow, you know, you really ARE stupid."
blond- "OMG! IK, RITE???"
brunette- "If you were awesome, like me, you could have a shot at being Perfectly Brunette."
blond- "What?"

Perfectly Brunette by the ORIGINAL brunette April 25, 2009

slap a brunette day 

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.

*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!

slap a brunette day by brunette farts October 14, 2019

sexy brunette 

Maria Tara Ryabushkina

Example of sexy brunette: tinyurl.com/ywsmfpaw

sexy brunette by Bad C dev March 9, 2022

Jasper Brunette 

Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.

“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones

Yo... What you want for that Jasper Brunette?

Jasper Brunette by metroboomhauer June 14, 2022

bleached brunette

A brunette that is bleached.

Bleached Brunettes are not Blonde.

bleached brunette by carol December 21, 2004