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Literary Brunette

LB for short. A girl, often a brunette, with a literary or artistic bent of mind; but not always talented. Often withdrawn, enigmatic, and strangely seductive. While not exactly an invalid, she is physically not on very sound footing either. Death may, in fact, be imminent. This only adds to her allure.

Examples of famous LBs- Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kirsten Stewart, Arundhati Roy, Josephine March from Little Women
-Oh have you met Tom's new girlfriend, she was chain-smoking gauloises and reading from the Surrealist Manifesto.
- Damn, sounds like a real LB (literary brunette)
by minotoro October 17, 2021
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snog a brunette day

October 13, song a brunette day, this day is when you make out with your favourite brunette
Brunette girl: Dude why did you just snog me?

Boy: it’s snog a brunette day
Brunette girl: if that’s the case wanna snog some more? 😏
by Lindsay Lohan Stan 365 October 9, 2020
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brunettes

better than blondes... smarter and nicer, too. All blondes do is walk around saying, "like, omigod, I'm so totally cool!" When they're really not. I'm a Brunette and I happen to be smart and proud of my hair. and just because you're a blonde DOES NOT mean you have more fun.
look at that dumb blonde... brunettes have WAY more fun!!!
by SLK May 23, 2004
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brunette

1. me!
2. an attractive male or female with brown hair who is intelligent and has wayyyy more fun than a blonde
1. wow vanessa, your one hott brunette!
2. that brunette ova there is a studd!!
by Vanessa <3 March 18, 2004
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Double-Brunette

Girl 1: I'm a double-brunette.

Girl 2: Double-brunette is in, I'm going to see if I can get contacts.
by WinterReader0917 November 16, 2016
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brunette

What ALL (adult) celebrities naturally are- fact!
Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, all the Spice Girls, etc, could go on forever.

Even all the "blonde" guy celebrities are naturally brunette (though guy are commonly called brunet). Jesse McCartney, Aaron Carter, those two kids from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc.

However, note that many kids have blonde hair that darkens with age. The Olsen twins naturally had blonde hair at one point.
by sorrysauce August 3, 2007
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Brunette Moment

Like a blond moment except ditzer and classier.. to be used when you simply lose your train of thought
"Oh my god i'm so srry i didn't call you back, i had a massive Brunette Moment
by Pasta April 16, 2007
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