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BOWEL-ch

A bowelch is when your gas strained colon finally lets go with a reverberation that causes your rectal folds to flap like a larnyx. In essence, an ass belch.
I apologize for that bowelch. It was most uncouth.
by Otto Veganzi March 10, 2014
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Bowel Ripper

Heavy cargo coming through!

In other words: A fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your asshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. Even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a Bowel Ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river Styx.

Also known as one kind of "Catharsis" in certain unspeakable circles.
Hold my hand, Jean! Even if this Bowel Ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding asshole.
by Strong Swimmer May 6, 2009
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wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.
Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.
by unknown69a January 29, 2014
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bowel evacuation

The process of taking a large poop. It can be solid or loose but the more the better.
Cindy: John, I ate at Pollo Campero 15 minutes ago and then I had sudden bowel evacuation.

John: Maybe it wasn't the food.

Cindy: It's happened the last two times I ate there.
by Dragon Pipes November 14, 2013
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bowel towel

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
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bowlshittin

1. To bullshit someone.

2. To take forever to do something

3. Saying you're going to do something, but never follow through with it.

4. Never showing up to a place after you said you would be there.
Rob: Say dah, where's dat nigga Matt at? He's been in that Exxon buyin a sweet fo like 14 minutes dah.

Stew: He's bowlshittin, story of my life.
by SweetStew December 4, 2007
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Bowel growl

To “go down on” or perform oral sex on someone’s anus.

If someone loves the tongue on anus action, you would refer to them as a mad bowel growler.

When one extends cunnilingus from port 1 to port 2, they are bringing the bowel growl into play.
I met this chick who's mad for the bowel growl

Hey, Frank, that chick at the bar looks like she'd love a good bowel growl

She's nuts for the bowel growl

With the economy the way it is, always remember, bowel growls are free
by Rock.Solid January 16, 2014
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