Boofy

Your typical tough-but-dim brute

Dudley Dursley is such a boofy

by bannanamamanomanaman January 14, 2017

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The act of butt chugging water. It is usually done when your body is under duress. Overheating and/or dehydration are common reasons for "drinking" H2O this way because science has proven your body absorbs liquids better anally than orally. Also there is no better way to lower core body temperature than a nice glass of icewater pumped through your poop chute.

"Is Loren OK? "
"Meh, he'll be fine. That anal fissure he got from Ol'Fireplug had him crying and sweating so much he bout had a stroke from dehydration. He's in the back now *boofy boardin a couple Ice mountains.

by Swirvvv1 November 1, 2021

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A half-assed dominican content creator from the 845. Loves sushi,henny & white women. Plays Destiny 2 religiously. Well known for posting memes on Snapchat in 2016 to “Cant take big dick but I suck on it” in 2019,The green eyed bastard has gained a mass following on social media over the years. From getting banned countless times on Instagram to raiding far-right discord servers trolling neo-nazis at the ripe age of 17,his notoriety was known in the most vulgar corners of the internet. Recognized as novice black hat hacker for doxxing a handful of people between 2019-2021,this motherfucker has the power to find out anything about anyone. Love him or hate him,the kid aspires to be a big time entertainer/comedian. With his creativity and impulsive “fuck it” attitude along with his sense of humor,the potential is boundless. At 21 he decided to finally lay the internet antics to rest and enlist in the Marines to become the man he aspires to be and serve his country. His exact whereabouts at the time of this writing is currently unknown ,let’s assume he’s dying in a field somewhere in Parris Island.

deadass wrote this nigga boofys biography lmao did I suck his dick enough?

by niggawithnobrim June 23, 2021

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