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Beardy

1. Smugly and conceitedly rubbing one's beard with a self-satisfied smile and a pretence of sagely wisdom.

2. Unsportsmanlike. Behaviour that bend, evades, or misuses the rules in a way that may not be overt or clear cut, such that the person can say that technically they're "abiding by the rules", but in reality everyone can say the behaviour is not in keeping with the spirit of the game.

3. Full of it. As in Itchy Beard; said in response to statement believed to be false. The beardy would need to tireless scratch their aggravating beard because they think and talk crap.
1. That smug patronising know-it-all loves to give me his beardy professorial lectures while rubbing his beard and smiling as he pushes his chin at you.

2. But you never mentioned you were secretly creating a different set of rules for today's game, new rules that just happen to favour you and not me - It's a bit beardy.

3. Person A: I'm adored and admired by everyone, especially for my ability to rearrange their lives for the better!

Person B: mmm, I've an outbreak of itchy lice in my facial hair, so beardy! I'm beard-ridden!
by Captain Concept June 19, 2018
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Blandy

A dual-action blow job, hand job combination. Also known as 'a good blowjob'.
We were dancing in my living room and she went down on me right there. It was the best blandy I've ever gotten.
by The Leisure Diver August 25, 2011
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Bladyn

A motherfucking sex GOD. Also known as the biggest faggot in school. He likes to copy other people's style and seems to hang out with only girls. He also kisses ass to teachers. It is likely he is a secret nerd, but nobody knows but himself. He also has quite an obsession with chicken, but he is also an incredibly funny and kind-hearted guy. If you ever meet a Bladyn, don't let him go.
Hey did you see that kid Bladyn in class?
Yeah man, he just can't stop being a pussy to teachers
by corndoggirls2 December 20, 2016
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Virginia Beardy-Go-Round

A homosexual act in a which a male participant with a large, bushy beard ties said beard to multiple partners' penises while performing oral sex on another man. This allows for the bearded participant to pleasure multiple male partners at one time. Made famous by Virginia resident Grom Hightower.
Yea Grom was so frisky last night, we all got together and had a Virginia Beardy-Go-Round. Nearly ripped off Mal's dick.
by haxen January 11, 2009
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bladdy- bladdy- blah

Used when explaining conversation. Such as to make a long sotry short.
and my mom was like ,"Go wash the dishes and bladdy-bladdy-blah."
by uBERgL00 November 14, 2003
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Fatty beardy fat fat

The large smelly obnoxious man with a poorly groomed beard.
The character that Robert de Niro played in Jackie Brown was a real fatty beardy fat fat
by Stuhl Babe March 23, 2004
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beardy

When a gay guy goes on and on about the hotness of some rather plain chick in a vain attempt to appear straight, that chick is beardy.
1.) God, why do girls go on about that Debra Messing? Can't they tell she's so fuckin' beardy?

2.) I used to think Katie Holmes looked pretty beardy, and then she hooked up with Tom Cruise. Man, did I call that--she's the über-beard!
by Moe Groe December 7, 2006
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