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Josh wore a tuxedo to the Blacktie coctail party.
by Andrew Jacques April 3, 2006
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Paranormal Blacktivity

a. one who has appeared randomly from any direction which has, in turn, caused disturbance to a group of people, friends or a single person.

b. random person in any given form who has appeared causing any form of disturbance wearing black.

c. random black person coming out of nowhere, clearly having no origin on the current scene
a.) I was calmly walking the school yard (or college campus) when I saw a shadow from the corner of my eye, I go to look and see nothing. Moments later a familiar face appears in front of me and I jump! As they laugh, I'm thinking, "...pure Paranormal Blacktivity."

b.) "Dude! What the heck! You just Paranormal Blacktivitied me (us, them, etc.)!"

c.)

"Oh ginger snaps, did you see that?!" person a.
"Naw what was it?" person b.
"Not WHAT but WHO! Paranormal Blacktivity." person c.
by SSAshril20 February 9, 2012
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blacktion man

a white person who is black underneath and a non rascist version of action man. to become blacktion man he rips off his shirt and rubs his penis
by harry, leo and oggy April 20, 2004
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blacktivities

activites undertaken by any person of colour which are illegal in manner, usually thieving other peoples property or goods
Victim: Officer someone has broken in and stolen my TV!

Police officer: Yes there has been a high rate of blacktivities in this neighbourhood ever since that family of Nigerians moved in up the road.
by mookling October 27, 2009
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Blacktop

1) extremely drunk or in anyway wasted
2) also synonomous with "fucked up"

can be used in a number of different contexts
1) Yooo what happend last night, i was sooo blacktopped

2) Dude, that chick is blacktop, you have a chance.
by Conseula III October 12, 2011
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blacktize

A black person sold into prostitution but little does he know his sex partner is in the kkk the black man (or nigger) is taken into a into a barn and whiped until there is no more skin on his back, his penis is then violently ripped off.
Joe: Where's Tyrone

Arnold: Oh he's being blacktized
by Chief Keef's son's uncle March 19, 2014
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blacktion

Traction provided to a vehicle's tires by the weight of one or several dead African American individuals stored in the trunk of said vehicle.
1. "My car was slipping around in the snow, but luckily I hit a jiggaboo, threw him in my trunk, and used him for blacktion."

2. "I'd say three or four moon crickets in the bed of your truck should give you enough blacktion to drive over that frozen pond."
by lokoike January 4, 2008
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