a “realistic” social media app when users receive a notification at a random time telling them to ⚠️BeReal⚠️, and then have 2 minutes to send a picture of what they’re doing.
Has BeReal gone off?
by Elssssss November 18, 2022
Get the BeReal mug.To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.
He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.
by Plaid-man November 17, 2009
Get the Tucker Beared mug.Invented by The College Dropout Bear, it's when you snort coke out of a hooker's butt, as made famous by Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2013 movie "The wolf of Wall Street".
Him: Dude, where were you this weekend?
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!
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Get the Beren mug.harry: you know ellen de generes?
fran: as if i dont!
harry: well im going to befresbian her
fran: oh yeah well, penis.
fran: as if i dont!
harry: well im going to befresbian her
fran: oh yeah well, penis.
by shezbomb May 28, 2009
Get the befresbian mug.1.) A rare species of the homosapien family. Found only in its native location of samammish, washington, it is characterized for its extremely absurd, extreme and even vulgar mating calls. Has no purpose in life other than to sleep, play bass, wrestle and make the effort to mate with anything that moves, especially that of the Andreswheeles breed.
2.) Slang term derived from the bad part of New York. Meaning: stripper and/or hooker
3.) Comes from ancient Greek mythology. Benreh was the ancient god of sleep. When local Athenians were caught shoplifting, they were sentenced to the cave of Benreh, where Benreh then made he/she it's mistress, doomed to a life of reckless bass-playing and naked wrestling with the demon-god Benreh
2.) Slang term derived from the bad part of New York. Meaning: stripper and/or hooker
3.) Comes from ancient Greek mythology. Benreh was the ancient god of sleep. When local Athenians were caught shoplifting, they were sentenced to the cave of Benreh, where Benreh then made he/she it's mistress, doomed to a life of reckless bass-playing and naked wrestling with the demon-god Benreh
1.) Holy $%*&! Did you just see that Benreh leaping from tree to tree? I think it had a bass
2.) Andrew: Yeah man, I totally got a Benreh off the streets. You wouldn't believe how...flexible...they are.
Devin: Ew
Eric: Where did you say you got one?
3.) Fool shoplifter, suffer the wrath of the god Benreh!
Josh: Anything but that! I was just trying to save some money!
2.) Andrew: Yeah man, I totally got a Benreh off the streets. You wouldn't believe how...flexible...they are.
Devin: Ew
Eric: Where did you say you got one?
3.) Fool shoplifter, suffer the wrath of the god Benreh!
Josh: Anything but that! I was just trying to save some money!
by Andrew J. Wheeler April 8, 2008
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