When an extremely fat bitch is riding your hard cock to the point of it going soft and getting stuck, therefore having to be surgically removed.
The doctor said I was lucky to still have my penis because the bullied bertha almost took it for herself
by PPhil24 April 21, 2020
Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.
Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther
*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther
*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*
by LORDBACON88 March 26, 2018
this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... typically you'll see him make the call on one of those "win-win" situations.
Jackson: No surprise there, Michelle making the call to go with the Weaver contract... the Norwood contract would have put us all out of business in a week.
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
Bertha, a rare name with such an meaningful behind it. She’s charismatic, hot, beautiful, charming, smart, cute and so special. Sadly she’s not being treated the way she deserves, but people who love her receive a loyal and strong friend; Bertha. Bertha is a type of person who’s not that popular, but not that unknown at the same time, people look at her and get jelous of her warm aura - some are scared of it because it’s so strong that they fear perfection. She has beautiful eyes, and a beautiful smile. Lets not forget the well shaped body, an angel - or a cute butterfly! Her voice is beautiful and very soothing which leads to Berthas going to attend a job like an a CEO or comedy guy. Ultimately we all can agree that if you have a Bertha as a friend: put worth on that person! She’s amazing, trustworthy and a perfect friend.
by BeeHive99900 November 21, 2021
by Bob Le Builder December 20, 2019
Bertha is a red headed, shes nice and always tryinh to make somebody laugh even when its not funny. When she laugh she turn into a tomato because she gets so red, alot of people are worried about her 24/7, her friends love her so much and she a good friend sometimes when she not annoying me .
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by IWICKEDSKENGMAN April 23, 2020