An angry short fat tool who thinks he's cool. This person also gets no pussy. They also refer to themselves as "stocky" or "big boned".
Jack thinks wearing a tight shirt will show off his muscles, but it is only showing everyone that he is a Beefy McChode.
by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017

A fat little shit stain who says they do sporty activities such as running and brags about how they can do 50 pressups, as well as that a Beefy McQueef supposedly eats salad and vegetables 24/7 whereas they're still a fat cunt who has been caught lacking with 12 krispy kremes a day as well as a chocolate yazoo in the mornings
Example 1:"This bumbaclot blocking my way off the bus, mooovee urself Beefy Mcqueef u oversized whale carcass."
Example 2"Ay Beefy McQueef you've got some food on your chin."
"Oh do i?" *rubs it off*
"Wrong chin nyigga!"
Example 2"Ay Beefy McQueef you've got some food on your chin."
"Oh do i?" *rubs it off*
"Wrong chin nyigga!"
by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018

Beefy Die is a popular web series on YouTube where inanimate objects compete for a prize, and it can be found on the channel, Jacknjellify. The channel is run by Cary and Michael Huang. Beefy Die has five seasons at the time of writing this definition, these are Beefy Die, Beefy Die Again, ieD yfeeB, Beefy Bee, and Teepee aught.
by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023

by toot.ann November 20, 2020

1. a burrito inside a taco shell wrapped in a tortilla.
2.a regular vagocko is a nice and still intact vagina while a beefy vagocko is beaten and worn down.
2.a regular vagocko is a nice and still intact vagina while a beefy vagocko is beaten and worn down.
1.Oh my god that vagocko tasted so good.
2.I just broke up with my girlfriend-guy 1
why-guy 2
she had a beefy vagocko it looked like it was smashed by a whole football team-guy 1
thats so nasty she had to have some STD-guy 2
2.I just broke up with my girlfriend-guy 1
why-guy 2
she had a beefy vagocko it looked like it was smashed by a whole football team-guy 1
thats so nasty she had to have some STD-guy 2
by wshslax12 August 2, 2012

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020

by manrent February 5, 2008
