guy 1: Can you please help me with my homework?
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself
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Get the Because I can mug.A phrase used by Nexon, advertising the game MapleStory. Now its just overused, ridiculing (sp?) the company. Hilarious.
Police officer: Why did you kill this young and innocent child??
Killer: Because I can, and its free!
MageGuy123456: y the hell do u keep ksing me? D=<
xXxn4ruT0b011111xxxx: becuz i can and itz free!!!
Person: Whats with you guys and that lame Maplestory commercial?
Nexon: Because I can and its free! (play or dai)
Killer: Because I can, and its free!
MageGuy123456: y the hell do u keep ksing me? D=<
xXxn4ruT0b011111xxxx: becuz i can and itz free!!!
Person: Whats with you guys and that lame Maplestory commercial?
Nexon: Because I can and its free! (play or dai)
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Get the because i can and its free mug.The first thing most people will ask if you say some black person looks like a different black person or is like another one.
Person 1: Hey, that looks like Morgan Freeman!
Person 2: Because hes black?
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Person 1: Wow, slam dunk. like mike.
Person 2: Because he's black?
Person 2: Because hes black?
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Person 1: Wow, slam dunk. like mike.
Person 2: Because he's black?
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That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
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Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.
I disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you.
I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.
I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.
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