Boston Baptism 

A term coined by the epic mini series "Massholes". A Boston Baptism consists of water-boarding a victim with Samuel Adams through a Larry Bird Jersey.

- "Hey this asshole just said that New York is better then Boston."

-"Hell no!! its time for a Boston baptism! go get your Bird jersey and I'll grab the Adams. We're gonna drown this Ass clown out with Irish goodness!"

Boston Baptism by Stlizzle February 28, 2013

Wisconsin Baptism 

When die-hard Green Bay Packers’ fans throw a cheese slice at their infant child’s forehead making it stick and christianing them life long Green Bay fans.

*A place in Wisconsin*
“Hey, what are you up to this weekend?”
“It’s my sons Wisconsin baptism on Saturday, I’m so excited to see him in the green & gold!”

Wisconsin Baptism by Robocoitus March 1, 2019

Sawicki Baptism 

When you're simultaneously high and drunk at the same time, for the first time

John-What happened to you?
Alex-I had my Sawicki Baptism last night

Sawicki Baptism by Ohlooksatan January 8, 2020

unholy baptism 

The act of ejaculating in your partner's cupped hands, where you then dip your finger into said cum cup, and use this finger to draw a cross on their forehead.

Person 1: "Bro this person at church is such a freak, they asked for an unholy baptism!"

Person 2: "...a what?"

unholy baptism by Apple_Nut March 28, 2023

Viking Baptism

The act of pissing on a Christian, in order to mock their ritual of baptism.

Viking 1: So what'd you do last night?
Viking 2: I pissed on a Christian.
Viking 1: Ah, a classic Viking Baptism, wish I'd have been there.

Viking Baptism by SexySammy March 18, 2010

fucking baptism 

the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman in labor and cumming on the baby's face.

derivatives:
bacon baptism - one of the participants is a pig
barking baptism - one of the participants is a dog
holy fucking baptism - one of the participants is a member of a religious order.
premeditated fucking baptism - the man inpregnated the woman with the intention of engaging in this act.

I love the pregnant ladies. When they're birthin' you can fit all kinds of stuff up in there. Give little miss a fucking baptism!

fucking baptism by glassy wassy September 7, 2008

Arabian Baptism 

One who gets soaked with some sort of oil, mostly motor oil and hydraulic oil.

Today at work I received an Arabian Baptism when a hydraulic line broke. It covered me in oil.

Arabian Baptism by Ghost66 April 2, 2010