Satan’s Baptism

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.

While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.

by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020

Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.

"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"

by nickidel07 July 19, 2016

redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.

"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."

by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system

my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.

by blue waffle house August 31, 2023

Catholic Baptism

the action of a priest ejaculating on the face of a minor.

John: "Did you hear what happened to those Altar Boys?"

Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"

by I'm not from AriZona June 2, 2020

chlorine baptism

The act of pushing or throwing someone into a swimming pool, particularly if it's been chlorinated.

Jake was at his g/f's house celebrating her birthday party in her backyard but as soon as his girl's ex showed up to crash the party, Jake then rushed forward to give the guy's bitch-ass a chlorine baptism, ultimately messing up the guy's expensive Versace clothes.

by Terminus_Est September 7, 2012