Joe Bald Headed Granny

It’s basically Joe Mama but on steroids. As in, that weird song…

Joe mama, Joe daddy, Joe bald headed granny, she mean, she lame, she needs some booty cream!

by koiboi2 May 17, 2022

National Bald Headed Day

November 29th is the only day out of every year you get to make fun of all your bald headed friends! *and don’t forget to post them too*

me: Hey nina! Look at Geo,, he’s bald!!
friend: It’s November 29th! National Bald Headed Day!!

by LickMyMac&’Cheese November 16, 2019

bald head thunder fuck

One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.

Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck

by ForTehKenny August 6, 2012

bald headed cunt (BHC)

young adult, male, succumbing to prematurely shaven temple. a futile attempt to preserve dignity, masking the inevitable onset of recession.

associate of anally retarded behaviour. socially inadaquate.

"check out the bhc, he's full of mince"

by chun December 3, 2004

wrestle the bald headed champ

The act of masturbating (male).

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010

bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

get off that bald head

a person telling another person to stop acting lame...joking

lisa: man u cant get no more of my lunch

sam: UGH get off that bald head

by Lady_Mickey September 11, 2006