suffering backwards

This is used to describe an extreme level of suffering and going through it, only you start out living a good life but as you get older you only decline and are heading to rock bottom.

Lisa " I cannot believe I used to drive a jaguar and have all the money I wanted and more."

Kelley "but John told me he saw your bank account and you had 39,999 dollars just sitting in the bank?" What's up with this grief show?

Lisa " I promise you that I am just over losing everything. I am definitely suffering backwards"

Kelley "...and back again" bless your heart.

by Ionajag November 3, 2013

Backwards Whale

The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.

Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.

Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?

Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"

Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!

by fuckmebilly May 17, 2011

backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.

My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!

by sexypanda man January 30, 2010

Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

Backwards Kanga

Australian slang, given to the act of sitting on ones toilet backwards and defecating in such away that it smears down the side of the bowl and generally stays beyond the flush. When doing a backwards kanga, one tends to look like a kangaroo standing.

Trevor was at the party and did a really messy backwards kanga in Joe’s facility.

by !!!Pepper December 11, 2003

Backwards Bowtie

When a man sticks his penis in between his partner's shoulder blades. It is a backwards titty f***.

My friend's Mom wanted me to backwards bowtie her. I did and it was fun.

by Sugar Daddy K February 6, 2009

eat backwards

To throw up. Taken from the German phrase "ruckwarts essen." (eat backwards)

"Ever since I moved to Germany, I have seen so many people eat backwards you would think it was cool."

by elgog May 4, 2009