A full moon awakening is when one is sleeping another person goes up to the sleeping person and puts their bare ass on the sleeping persons face.
Hey Harry is sleeping let’s go make him have a full moon awakening! he’s gonna love this hairy ass in his face.
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Get the spring awakening mug.While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
Get the Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening mug.Star wars: the force awakens is a movie that is no longer considered canon for its garbage story line and is widely regarded as a disappointment to everyone.
Teacher: "What's one thing you can name that is absolute garbage"
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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Get the star wars: the force awakens mug.John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay
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Get the Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 mug.How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.
Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”
Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”
Mark: “how could you..”
Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”
Mark: “how could you..”
by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023
Get the Awaken my masters mug.Awaking in the morning with sudden thoughts of love, serenity, and tranquility. Often accompanied by happiness from the excellent relationship you may be currently involved in. Lasts anywhere from 5- 20 minutes of sheer joy and appreciation
Wes: Yo, why are you so excited today man?
Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.
Wes: Word.
Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.
Wes: Word.
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