attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

Attempting Murder

When you attempt to kill your enemy

Attempting Murder Is when you catch your oppostion lacking.

by TruReligion March 12, 2024

Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.

Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018