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damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking

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damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking
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Asking Alexandria

Asking alexandria started in 08 in the UK. Their first album was "stand up and scream" leading off with their second one "reckless and relentless" and now in 2013 their album "from death to destiny" is released and I personally think all asking alexandria songs are inspirational and everyone should check them out some time, so yea lol
Me: have you heard of the new Asking alexandria album????

Friend : no

Me: go suck a dick XD coughjuniorcough
by Jose h :3 fuck you junior XD November 19, 2013
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Assing

When a couple is in a spooning position and the person in the front rubs their ass on the person behind them to let them know they are aroused and want to have sex.
Honey, I was Assing you last night cause I was so horny.

Babe, I felt you Assing me last night and I got rock hard.
by SheDefines September 9, 2018
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assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.
"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"
by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009
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That's crazy but I don't remember asking

When someone says something that you give 2 shits about
Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking

Guy 1: Asshole
by Cardigan Backyardigan May 30, 2020
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assing

to ass, or to kick ass (as in a game or other happening)
YO, we are so ASSING you in the game tomorrow.
by Victoria Reyes November 20, 2006
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