my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022

Apartment 308

The 8th suite on the third floor of an apartment block. Stereotypically, these suites will ALWAYS have a fat chick with a boyfriend who is at least 8 years older than her who has a weak-ass pull-out game. As a result of said pull-out game, this suite will also have one kid that is his and one kid that is hers. The failure of a father is unnecessarily loud because he thinks his kids like it; without realizing that he’s high key traumatizing them for life with shitty parenting. Apartment 308 is known for having residents that still believe in high school shit such as promise rings and Disney movies, along with thinking that having 5 different girlfriends and 3 different jobs over the last 10 years is considered as successful. The fat chick 95% of the time is only in it for the money as she is fully aware that the degree path she chose to get was useless and can’t hold down any sort of job whatsoever, seeing as something as simple as walking up a flight of stairs is viewed as overexertion to her.

Hi Caretaker, I’d like to file a noise complaint.

“Is it Apartment 308 again?”
Yep.

“*sigh* alright”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Apartment 41

A designated place people meet to smoke marijuana and try anal sex among other men.

Yo Nick, apartment 41 tonight?

by Nick Swaggy P February 5, 2014

damned apartments

1. the place where all things evil originate; the root of all evil; the cause of negativity
2. the assumed home of all the trouble making goons in the neighborhood.

1. Zoey: So I noticed things are changing in the neighborhood.
Gus: This was a great place to live unitl those damned apartments came along.

2. Gus: Someone broke into the convent last night.
Zoey: it was probably someone from those damned apartments.

by comNsense December 24, 2008

Appartment Junk

One who lives in an a appartment, with is mom at Cascade Ghettos (Meadows)

White kid who wears cargo shorts all the time and is a coon and lives in appartment junk

by Bellingham44 January 6, 2010

Apartment Dweller

Someone who comes over to stay the night and chill but ends up never leaving

Hey kristi, why’d you bring so much stuff if you’re just staying the night?? You’re not an apartment dweller are you!?

by Havshzbsbsbs January 24, 2018

apartment

A place where mostly poor people live, stacked on top of each others. Usually, dwellers don't know much about a quality of life. These apartments generally consist of one or two bedrooms, a kitchen, a living room and a bathroom. It is extremely common to hear your neighbors conversations, their TV, music and dishes and to smell their cigarettes. When you spent most of your life in a house and you move into an apartment for an extended period of time, your health and mind might be subject to deterioration.

you: (working on your car in the parking lot of the apartment)
neighbor: Hey hi neighbor what are you doing?
you: don't talk to me you fucking welfare piece of shit!

by ih8neighbors October 20, 2010